Lesson Of The Day

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...

Love,
Mom

Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother!

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Malaysian School Bullies

Techonology has done it again. Cameraphones are the new eyes and ears that helps bring the darkest and most secret dirt out for all to see. From the Nude Squat Scandal to Tammy NYP, Hong Kong Bus Uncle to Konsortium Bus Driver, cameraphones have played a pivotal role in capturing evidence that would previously be non-existent if not for such advancement in technology. With the help of cameraphones again, we now have not one, but TWO video revelations back to back of school bullies showing their might and skills at whacking the shit out of others.

A poor girl was beaten up twice firstly for telling on a girl (whose family has connections to the triads) who didn't pay for her food and secondly for telling others she was beaten up by that girl and her group of friends. It's seriously a horrible scene to watch especially when a group of highly emotional bitches girls surrounded the poor girl and went on to physically and verbally abuse the girl. Really hardcore man. Some stupid guys were seen standing around and watching all the action. They didn't even bother to intervene until the very end when the poor girl has probably been traumatised beyond repair. How gentlemen of them, no? What's more unbelievable is how the principal of the school even tried to suggest that it could all actually be just an act. You watch the video and tell me that's just an act. If it was truly just an act, we might as well give them all contracts/scholarships to pursue a career in acting because it looked very real to me. Well, without much ado, introducing the Miri Samseng Ah Lians Girls...



Next up, we have a group of boys bullying a supposely mentally retarded student. Really hardcore especially when all of them kept throwing chairs at him! Actually this case came to light first before the Miri Ah Lians but the Miri Ah Lians really rocked Malaysians from North to South, East to West! There are were three videos to this incident (they have been taken down but I found another version with all three videos merged into one). Introducing the Kota Tinggi Small Dick Gangsters....




All these are just so disgraceful. All trying to show their superiority and might on the weak. I would just love seeing them fucked up real good when all of them are selected for National Service. Put them all under the same roof of sexually deprived psycho maniacs (with no windows) and throw away the key. Like this want to achieve First World status ah? In your dreams la.....

Anyway, I like this part of the video best! Little did she know she's gonna be really famous and seen over and over again by strangers all around the world after the video has been circulated around the world. I thought the V-sign is suppose to symbolise peace? Two V-sign for us after you are involved in such a disgraceful act? Well, I give you two thumbs-up for your stupidity naivety.

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World Cup 2006 Prediction

Tonight's match between hosts Germany and free-scoring Argentina will start off the quarterfinals of the 2006 World Cup and should be a cracker! People always ask me which team do I support in the tournament. Personally, I do not have any preference. I do not give a rat's ass which team actually lifts the World Cup. As long as a team plays beautiful, attractive, attacking football, that's the team I support. Joga Bonito!

I sort of feel that this could possibly be England's year although truthfully, they've been playing really horrible throughout the tournament so far. The odds seems to be stacked against them at the moment but somehow, this could be a 'revenge year' for England. They will come up against Portugal the team that sent them home during EURO 2004. If it is indeed a 'revenge year', they will beat Portugal and proceed to the semifinals.

Between the Brazil and France match, Brazil will be the team to proceed to the semifinals to face England. This is of course based on the 'revenge year' hypothesis that England will eventually beat Brazil in the semifinals, the team that sent them packing during World Cup 2002. England will eventually face either Argentina or Germany in the finals. Have I forgotten about the Italy-Ukraine match? Well, if the 'revenge year' hypothesis is true, then this match wouldn't matter at all since They will face either Argentina or Germany in the semifinals and either one of those teams will be my pick to reach the finals to face England.


[SOURCE: ANDYSHOW]


I would personally prefer Argentina to proceed to the finals to face England. This way, England can avenge Diego Maradona's 'Hand of God' and make that fat blob cry like a little girl. Maybe through England's 'Butt of God'? ;) Wouldn't that be a sight? Although England can avenge Germany kicking them out during EURO 1996 which was on home ground, I feel that Germany might have more of an advantage with the home crowd this time. Also, let's not forget that England has already thrashed Germany on German soil a few years back so I believe that is enough retribution. Of course, if England would to life the World Cup on German soil, it would hurt the Germans that much more. Killing two birds with one stone! ;)


[SOURCE: Soccernet]

My pick (based on 'revenge year' hypothesis):

Quarterfinals
Germany - Argentina
Italy - Ukraine
England - Portugal
Brazil - France

Semifinals
Argentina - Italy
England - Brazil

Finals
Argentina - England

So, if the 'revenge year' hypothesis is true, the English will lift the World Cup this year. Will this hypothesis be proven wrong? Time will tell. Of course, almost always things don't always go as planned, right? For your information though, I'm not an England fan. I prefer watching Argentina and Spain play since the play really beautiful, attractive, attacking football. Joga Bonito!!!

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Spiderman 3 Teaser

The teaser for the upcoming Spiderman 3 movie is out. Oh man, this looks good! Spiderman becomes a baddie! The suit looks really, really good. Spiderman 3 is already coming out next summer and I've not watched Spiderman 2 yet! Or have I? The first one is about the Green Goblin right? Then the second one should be about Dr. Octopus. If so, then I've watched it! :P You can't blame me for not remembering right? The last time I've actually went to the cinemas to watch a movie is way back in December 2004 to watch Alexander. How lame is that! (you don't have to answer that!) :P

It's not that I've been stocking up on DVDs or anything. It's just that I sometimes can't find the time or motivation to watch a movie at the cinemas. Sometimes I just watch it when it eventually screens on Astro. If anyone is kind enough to help end my one-and-a-half-year streak by donating generously to the "KSLee Compasionate Fund", to get my butt in a cineplex (among other things), you are gladly invited to do so. I believe it is tax deductible. I'll have to get back to you on that after I consult with my accountant. Receipts will be issued, though. Any takers? ;)

To watch a much better version of the teaser, you can visit here. It is very much worth the effort, really.

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Goodbye My Lover

by James Blunt


"Goodbye My Lover" music video by James Blunt

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer but when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bear my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

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